close call

another night in hollywood. I drive out to chez's crib to start off the night early with a cup of coke and splash of rum. We watch the lakers victory game and knew it was gonna be a good night. Too bad for the people living below chez cause i was jumping up and down with cheer and laughter. An old guy knocks on the door and complains. what can i say... the lakers won!

we head out to hollywood to meet my boy bojo and co-worker at the "underground" parking lot. We chilled in his car for a good 1 1/2 hours, drinking and "rhyming" to beats. notice the qoutes, haha yea we suck. By 11:45 the river girls show up from their long trek from riverside and we head out to a discrete club accissible only by walking around the main building through a dark alley. We walk in without showing ID's cause i told the bouncer the week before that i was gonna bring a handful of females. so we walk in like VIP status. All i gotta say is that club is "grindin"!

Drinks are flowing through our veins, we decide to go bar hopping from the alley club to beauty bar and our last destination, star shoes. Good music everywhere! i was actually surprised how uncrowded star shoes was. But we made the best of it, that for damn sure. The clock hits 1:30 and we walk all the way to hollywood and highland to meet up the homey wally. damn it was a good thing we walked to sober up.

We says our goodbyes and head back to the valley. We are hungry, so we search for a 24hour fast food joint. chez decides to get some gas and for some reason i had a small bottle of jagermeister and put that in my pocket. we leave the gas station and stop at a red lgiht down the street. we see a cop on the cross street and chez said "oh shit my lights are off", he turns it on and the light turns green. we drive a couple hundred yards and what do you know. the cop runs the red and drives right behind us, flashes his lights and pulls us over.

OH SHIT! im fucking panicking and all this bullshit is running through my head. are we gonna be in the drunk tank tonight? is she gonna notice that jager in my pocket? is chez gonna get arrested and get his car impounded? Well she walks up to the car and ask chez for his driver's license. no problem.

Then she asked "have you been drinking tonight?" chez says "no" the cop flashes her light all over the car checking for anything suspicious and tell chez "take off your glasses and your pants" haha actually she said "pull off you glasses and follow the black part of my ball point pen" she holds it about 1ft away from his face and quickly jerks it to the right and chez follows the pen. Then she says "I guess you didn't drink tonight, have a nice day and turn on your lights" when i heard those words, i was confused and happy. The cops walk back to their car and drive off. At that point me and chez are screaming like little school girls that just saw justin timberlake. fuck we were lucky. i was just amazed.

we ended up at del taco for good FRIDAY the 13th early breakfest.